Yes, we are talking Rammstein selling dildos again – pardon, Tilldos…
Rammstein aren’t new to the sale of erotic merchandise, particularly the band’s frontman, Till Lindemann. But this year Till is taking it to another level. Not only do they offer sex toys as their official merchandise, but Lindemann has also just launched his own erotic website, called Doctor Dick.
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In the previous years, Rammstein were selling kinky toys as band merch, offering a dildo set, which consisted of over a dozen dildos in various sizes. Except, rumor has it, the dildos weren’t really molded to the band members’ real penises, as advertised.
The doctor is ready to see you now…
This time Till Lindemann had so many ideas that they led to launching his own erotic website Doctor Dick. The website visitors are greeted with words:
“The Doctor is ready to see you now, fellow patients. The practise has now finally opened. Next please!”
On the website, apart from usual sex toys, you’ll find an item called “Tilldo”, obviously, named after Rammstein vocalist. It’s a vibrator modeled after the frontman’s signature stage microphone stand.
From Tilldo’s eloquent description you’ll see it’s a completely “handmade” sex toy, meant for “vaginal perfection and anal correspondence”, whatever Lindemann implied by that. The website also offers an alcoholic beverage, named Golden Shower, described as a “flavored sparkling drink with gold leaf.”
Doctor Dick’s phantasy doesn’t stop there
The variety of merch doesn’t end there. From Doctor Dick shirts to baseball hats, bags and even socks. As a special item for their Russian fans, Rammstein vocalist even made “Наааааахуй” girlie and men’s T-shirts, the word, which roughly stands for “To dick!” in Russian language.
Doctor Dick also sells condoms and NSFW items, signed by Lindemann himself, according to Alternative Press. You can check all Lindemann’s sexy merch items here.
Rammstein fans know that the band has never been ashamed of out-there videos and provocative lyrics. Their shows have seen, for example, a giant dildo exploding white foam onto the crowd, not to mention this year’s Lindemann’s openly pornographic music video for the track ‘Platz Ein’, as part of his side project.
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